Ah. I suppose that's bound to happen when one grows up in the limelight fresh out of school...I'm sure this is the part where I'm supposed to say that not every bloke is like that and that it isn't always painful, but I'm definitely not that optimistic and I'm also trying this thing? You know, this thing where I don't spout as much utter bullshit as usual. Sometimes it works.

Point being, relationships are messy anyway. At least your reasoning's better than mine.