we're supposed to already be grown up, love. god we're so old.

you liked her because she pet your head and shagged you when we were thirteen. harlot. also do you forget i bought your father a peacock last christmas? he looked like he was going to cry

la. la. la. i can't hear you.

well yes there is that. can you blame me? no i remember. he allows this one in the manor sometimes.

speaking of bought. latte?

we are clearly meant to be together. your father is so darling

in the cab, on my way. didn't want to risk apparating with coffee

love, i think you're the only person who could get away with calling my father darling

knew you were a bright girl. apparating with coffee would more than likely end with it spilling on one of us or the bed

this is what i'm saying. no one else can fill my shoes

i'm more than happy to spill onto the bed, but let's leave the coffee out of it

it helps that i haven't felt the need to try and replace you anyway

...can i at least have the coffee first?

i am so crushed that you would even entertain the thought that i am just going to drink all of this coffee before i even see you.

sob sob sob

if i believed in typing acronyms i'd type 'lol' right now. on a more serious note don't you dare or i'm not taking off my toga

we are not muggles so don't even say such a thing. and i don't really want to, so you're in luck

do you see why i need the caffeine? and good, then you're also in luck. and maybe more luck later

you're a tease
and i swear this cabbie is the slowest driver in the entire continent

you love it
mmm. ridiculous, tell him you're making a housecall and you'll be punished if you're not there in the next five minutes. or something

you know i love you, darling
but i am not a strumpet and i do not do housecalls

i didn't say that you do, but the driver doesn't have to know that

you should have seen the look on his face
he might give me the cab for free in exchange for my number

told you it was a brilliant plan. give him millicent's and you're in good shape

gave him gregory's

i'm not defending you if he finds out it was you

then i'm telling pansy you want to date her again

the problem is that she'd probably believe it

which is why it's the perfect threat

oh look at that, i think the toga's falling off

why doesn't your door open
i don't have this many hands
draco be useful

it should have been unlocked...be there in a second
and no i'm not putting on pants

i'd just tear them off you anyway

enjoy this text in the afterglow