you know i could very well eat both of these croissants. or go give them to blaise.

but you won't. and my bed's much more comfy than blaise's and he's not home anyway

i get the distinct impression you are pouting on the other end of the line

i am not and you can't prove it. and my latte better be large

you're so demanding. you better have the sheets i like on or i'm going to be disappointed.

does it count if i'm wearing them?

are you wearing a toga?

i came home rather late last night...

who's the lucky girl? anyone i know?

probably not. some friend of a friend of blaise's new toy. nothing to write home about, hence why I CAME home

you went to blaise's last night? i assume it wasn't up to our standards then

to make a long story short, blaise blackmailed me into coming to some party with him last night at his flavor-of-the-week's flat so i could distract her friend and he could take up the back bedroom. if i'd thought it'd been worth it i would have called you to come with
tell me that makes sense at least?

not really but blaise is a slut and it's your duty to encourage him

exactly. i knew you'd understand that part. though you'd be surprised, he's been with just this one for almost a whole week now

no suggestion of threesomes or slytherin-hosted orgies yet? that's practically a proposal from blaise

speaking of, when am i getting something shiny from you for all my devotion to your cause

any and all suggestions last night have been blocked from my mind. and i'm impressed, but i'm betting it won't last.

depends. necklace, earrings, or shoes this time?

i should ask him how long this is going to last

surprise me.

either that or we could just make a bet on it and not tell him

then the answer is probably in the next week or so. i'm supposed to be headed out to milan

what's your bet, then?


wait wait you're going to milan without me? again?

two weeks maximum. yours?

well yes. tori said you weren't available to go because of some family thing, so either your sister's a liar or you forgot to tell me details.

no more than another week.

you believed her? i would have made you come with me, you know i can't stand those things alone

bet's on then. and the winner gets?

yes i know i shouldn't have but i was already speaking with her when i found out i was going so i asked. in that case i probably should rearrange my schedule to fit you in?

a vacation of their choosing. a full weekend this time, not just a one-day jaunt like last time.

i can't believe she would make something up. it screams desperate.

fine by me. that could be arranged.

like i said, it's a bit endearing. so what are you going to do about it?

be prepared to finally ride an elephant with me

she wanted me to bring her along to theodore's next get together. she can sit home. little brat.