green goes better with those black robes you bought, and it's classier besides. and your bed is my favorite.

you have a point. settle on green then. and funny thing, that is, considering it's still only being occupied by me.
oh. your sister's trying to call me by the way

i never settle when it comes to green or you
that's nice. she leaves lovely voicemails, let her get some practice

flattering as always, really
you have to admit, it's rather endearing actually. she's quite fond of me i think

i learnt from the best
we greengrass women can't stay away from you, i suppose. though she'll have to reschedule the date she planned, i've already found my dress

i'm pretending you mean me
am i a horrible person for kind of enjoying this whole rivalry for my affections?

of course i mean you
and maybe. it's not really a fair competition, though, at least for tori.

then i suppose we've reached an agreement
i don't mind being a horrible person then. it's entertaining, and sometimes completely worth it. fair or not, you have to give her credit for trying

she does try to get her claws into all of my darlings. it's a rather annoying little trait.

she only succeeds if you let her. if it makes you feel better i haven't slept with her

i suppose that helps a little bit

be proud of me, i know my limits
by the way this? this still isn't a daph in my bed

i'm coming i'm coming
i'm at the little bakery down the street, don't tell me i don't love you

save those words for later
...! add in something caffeinated and i swear i'll be yours for the rest of the day.

i believe in recycling
chocolate croissants go best with vanilla cafe lattes, i think

i could make a jab about being a vegetarian and something about meat, but it's vulgar, and malfoys are not vulgar
favorite. person. ever. door's unlocked for you

i better be your favorite person

i think i'm my favorite person, but you're a close second?

you know i could very well eat both of these croissants. or go give them to blaise.

but you won't. and my bed's much more comfy than blaise's and he's not home anyway

i get the distinct impression you are pouting on the other end of the line

i am not and you can't prove it. and my latte better be large

you're so demanding. you better have the sheets i like on or i'm going to be disappointed.

does it count if i'm wearing them?

are you wearing a toga?